- What's the good of a home if you are never in it?
— George and Weedon Grossmith, The Diary of a Nobody
Although very few people are actually called upon to live in palaces, a very large number are unwilling to admit the fact.
— Osbert Lancaster
All I need is room enough to lay a hat and a few friends.
— Dorothy Parker
A swell house with . . . all the modern inconveniences.
— Mark Twain
The Perfect Retirement Home for Married Couples
The premises are so delightfully extensive, that two people might live together without ever seeing, hearing, or meeting.
— Lord Byron
— Lord Byron
- (So Many Fat Americans — No wonder) The civilized man has built a coach, but has lost the use of his feet.
— Ralph Waldo Emerson
I feel as I always have, except for an occassional heart attack.
— Robert Benchley
- Check out my books at Ernie Zelinski's Books
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